A Carol For Joseph, by Oli Spleen

A Carol For Joseph

by Oli Spleen

	/

Streaming + Download

Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

Purchasable with gift card

£1 GBP or more
Full Digital Discography

28

releases

Get all 28 Pink Lizard Music releases available on Bandcamp and save 25%.

Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality downloads of Whiter Rabbits [2017 Remasters], Whiter Rabbits, Muddy Water EP, Prestatyn, Pressure Systems, Earth Dreams, 3souled Women, City Of Promise, and 20 more. , and , .

Purchasable with gift card

£56.25 GBP or more (25% OFF)

1.	A Carol For Joseph [Radio Edit] 03:23	lyrics	buy track

2.	A Carol For Joseph [Explicit] 03:24	lyrics	buy track

about

"She got pregnant that's a fact/with her hymen still intact"

One Christmas, Oli Spleen (The Flesh Happening, Pink Narcissus, Fag Machine) who might be the greatest rock star you’ve never heard of, was invited by fiercely independent Cooking Vinyl signing Benbo to join him in one of 52 attempted collaborations for 2013. He dug out an old lyric called 'No Room At The Minge' and emailed it over.

Three days later, the clanging chimes of doom were ringing out from Benbo's Dark Studios - an entire production was in swing. Film director Nichola Bruce, whose award-winning feature Moonbug was playing at the NASA Space Center in Houston at the time, was laying down accordion, and sheet music was being prepared for Lucy Ward collaborator IzzI Cooper to record cello.

Grand and spacious, Benbo's production has opened the space for Spleen to narrate his heterosexual love song with unusual tenderness. A delicate, surprising departure that nods overtly to his hero Jacques Brel and recalls the sonic ambition of Benbo's arrangements for The Black Tulips, 'A Carol For Joseph' might just be touching enough to join oddities like 'Stop The Cavalry' in the Christmas canon.

iTunes: geni.us/2iyM
Spotify: play.spotify.com/artist/2lAoU6ZJkQQZqBiy0NBUyi
Amazon: geni.us/SpleenACFJA

Oli Spleen: www.facebook.com/olispleen
Benbo: benbo.ninja
P V N K L V Z R D: pvnklvzrd.com

Benbo mgmt/PR/bookings: info@hoxtonamp.com

credits

released December 2, 2016

Accordion: Nichola Bruce
Cello: IzzI Cooper
Written by Oli Spleen/Benbo
Produced & mixed by Benbo at Dark Studios, Hastings
Mastered by Bob Macciochi at Subvert Central Mastering
Image by Carol Wood (cocopopart.com), Buzz Farmers (Flickr), Oli Spleen, Paige Money, Benbo.

license

about

Pink Lizard Music London, UK

We serve a family of unique independent writer-artists.

Our labels:

- PLM Soundtracks
- pxnklxzrd
- PKLZD
- Rouge Reptile
- blush lacertilia

contact / help

Contact Pink Lizard Music

Streaming and
Download help

Shipping and returns

Redeem code

Track Name: A Carol For Joseph [Radio Edit]: Mother Mary, moist and wise
Let me feel your silken thighs
Let me in between your knees

Let me please you, if you please

Baby Jesus, small and blunt
Fallen from your virgin
They say he is the chosen one
But the bastard’s not my son

Mary meek and Mary mild
Mary had a little child
She got pregnant, that’s a fact
With her hymen still intact

Mother Mary, moist and wise
Let me feel your silken thighs
Let me in between your knees
Let me please you, if you please

Let me at the bloody sod
Be he angel or be he god
Who infiltrated Mary’s muff
And got Mary up the duff

Mary Mary I thought you loved me
But you’ve never even me
Now you’re ripped from to
Will I ever get a bit? Oh

Mother Mary, moist and wise
Let me feel your silken thighs
Let me in between your knees
Let me please you, if you please
Track Name: A Carol For Joseph [Explicit]: Mother Mary, moist and wise
Let me feel your silken thighs
Let me in between your knees

Let me please you, if you please

Baby Jesus, small and blunt
Fallen from your virgin
They say he is the chosen one
But the bastard’s not my son

Mary meek and Mary mild
Mary had a little child
She got pregnant, that’s a fact
With her hymen still intact

Mother Mary, moist and wise
Let me feel your silken thighs
Let me in between your knees
Let me please you, if you please

Let me at the bloody sod
Be he angel or be he god
Who infiltrated Mary’s muff
And got Mary up the duff

Mary Mary I thought you loved me
But you’ve never even me
Now you’re ripped from to
Will I ever get a bit? Oh

Mother Mary, moist and wise
Let me feel your silken thighs
Let me in between your knees
Let me please you, if you please

If you like A Carol For Joseph, you may also like:

I Am Chiminyo
by Chiminyo

One-man drum machine from the UK trades frenetic jazz freak-outs with rich electronic grooves, reaping the percussive rewards as he goes. Bandcamp New & Notable Mar 21, 2019
go to album
Themonolith EP
by Veezo

featured on Bandcamp Weekly Mar 19, 2019
go to album
Forgotten Ones
by Culross Close

featured on Bandcamp Weekly Mar 19, 2019
go to album
Loyalty N Service
by AFK & Bludwork

Muted dance music from AFK & Bludwork that works just as well on the dancefloor as it does for the comedown afterward. Bandcamp New & Notable Mar 18, 2019
go to album
After Life
by Suplington

Suplington’s “After Life” is a transcendent mix of beachside field recordings, strings, & ambience, making for a blissful, relaxing listen. Bandcamp New & Notable Mar 18, 2019
go to album
Your Need
by Kedr Livanskiy

Kedr Livanskiy returns with another LP of hyperactive electronic music, deconstructing & reinventing the genre from the ground up. Bandcamp New & Notable Mar 16, 2019
go to album
4/4 #40
by Electric Tango, Luis Meza, VicVicVic, Michael Conroy,

On 1980 Recordings, “4/4 #40” nails the ominous element of techno & deep house, delivering dance songs with an ominous edge. Bandcamp New & Notable Mar 16, 2019
go to album