A Carol For Joseph, by Oli Spleen

A Carol For Joseph

by Oli Spleen

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1.	A Carol For Joseph [Radio Edit] 03:23	lyrics	buy track
Mother Mary, moist and wise Let me feel your silken thighs Let me in between your knees Let me please you, if you please Baby Jesus, small and blunt Fallen from your virgin They say he is the chosen one But the bastard’s not my son Mary meek and Mary mild Mary had a little child She got pregnant, that’s a fact With her hymen still intact Mother Mary, moist and wise Let me feel your silken thighs Let me in between your knees Let me please you, if you please Let me at the bloody sod Be he angel or be he god Who infiltrated Mary’s muff And got Mary up the duff Mary Mary I thought you loved me But you’ve never even me Now you’re ripped from to Will I ever get a bit? Oh Mother Mary, moist and wise Let me feel your silken thighs Let me in between your knees Let me please you, if you please
2.	A Carol For Joseph [Explicit] 03:24	lyrics	buy track
Mother Mary, moist and wise Let me feel your silken thighs Let me in between your knees Let me please you, if you please Baby Jesus, small and blunt Fallen from your virgin They say he is the chosen one But the bastard’s not my son Mary meek and Mary mild Mary had a little child She got pregnant, that’s a fact With her hymen still intact Mother Mary, moist and wise Let me feel your silken thighs Let me in between your knees Let me please you, if you please Let me at the bloody sod Be he angel or be he god Who infiltrated Mary’s muff And got Mary up the duff Mary Mary I thought you loved me But you’ve never even me Now you’re ripped from to Will I ever get a bit? Oh Mother Mary, moist and wise Let me feel your silken thighs Let me in between your knees Let me please you, if you please

about

"She got pregnant that's a fact/with her hymen still intact"

One Christmas, Oli Spleen (The Flesh Happening, Pink Narcissus, Fag Machine) who might be the greatest rock star you’ve never heard of, was invited by fiercely independent Cooking Vinyl signing Benbo to join him in one of 52 attempted collaborations for 2013. He dug out an old lyric called 'No Room At The Minge' and emailed it over.

Three days later, the clanging chimes of doom were ringing out from Benbo's Dark Studios - an entire production was in swing. Film director Nichola Bruce, whose award-winning feature Moonbug was playing at the NASA Space Center in Houston at the time, was laying down accordion, and sheet music was being prepared for Lucy Ward collaborator IzzI Cooper to record cello.

Grand and spacious, Benbo's production has opened the space for Spleen to narrate his heterosexual love song with unusual tenderness. A delicate, surprising departure that nods overtly to his hero Jacques Brel and recalls the sonic ambition of Benbo's arrangements for The Black Tulips, 'A Carol For Joseph' might just be touching enough to join oddities like 'Stop The Cavalry' in the Christmas canon.

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released December 2, 2016

Accordion: Nichola Bruce
Cello: IzzI Cooper
Written by Oli Spleen/Benbo
Produced & mixed by Benbo at Dark Studios, Hastings
Mastered by Bob Macciochi at Subvert Central Mastering
Image by Carol Wood (cocopopart.com), Buzz Farmers (Flickr), Oli Spleen, Paige Money, Benbo.

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